Merry Christmas, all you crazies! Cheeseman on the Couch (Luke) received this Christmas list from his cousin Pender. We’ve all got crazy family — of course, here at The Con Guy we’ve come to realize that usually WE are the crazy family. But even so, Luke’s cousin Pender out-crazies us all. And he’s the one guy we definitely want to party with. Here’s his Christmas list: